more fun phrases that were used to find my blog 
6.23.2008 to Today -
Dark Knight Spoilers: 6 – sorry to disappoint the people who were too lazy to see the movie or wanted to appear up on their recent films during conversations – I only offered the melting face incident that I haven’t even seen yet.
Sandra Imperatore: 2 – She left a lovely comment on a post once.
roast bad handwriting: 2 - I can’t figure out if people were trying to figure out how to improve, worsen, or entirely cook their penmanship.
“dreary existentialists”: 1 – This term made me re-read my essay about Kierkegaard and Camus. It made me want to re-read their works as well.
Robert Pattinson motto: 1 – I dislike the idea of mottos – one phrase that is supposed to encompass someone’s life philosophy? Impossible. I’m not really into celebrity mottos either, but I suppose someone could be inspired by a famous actor’s oh-so-wise advice for success, no offense to the talented actor about to play Edward Cullen.
How to be a worst writer?: 1 – Not to be mean, but I think this person has that down pretty well. He or she was obviously using search term speech, but I suppose correcting this question would only drive them away from meeting his or her goal.
Amy Gerstler “Siren”: 2 – I love this poem and it makes me happy every time someone finds my blog by searching for it.
June 2008 Miso Heatwave: 1 – There was a miso heatwave?! Why didn’t I know about this? The best way to beat a miso heatwave is to consume the miso!
I am a guidance counselor: 1 – I am excited for the day when I will be able to have that title. “I want to become a guidance counselor” will have to suffice for now.
What is worst writer?: 1 – Maybe it was the same person from above. I hate to be a stickler for these things, but perhaps searching “Who is the worst writer?” or simply “bad writers” would yield better results.
Facts about Hippies: 1 – If you trust Wikipedia, go for it! This search really made me laugh for some reason.
WordPress Chi: 1 – Aww…can it be that someone actually meant to find me? I’m truly honored.
Xavier Myself Laugh College Hockey: 1 – I have no idea whether someone was recorded doing something incredibly amusing while playing college hockey with a Xavier, or if someone genuinely knew that I am a college student, had a fish named Xavier, laugh, and like hockey.
Viddyou Commercial: 1 – I can’t wait for this to happen, if it ever does. If so, I would love the chance to be among the Viddyouers featured in it. I’m a strong Viddyou advocate and helping develop a commercial would be awesome.
What does the word ‘confidence’ mean?”: 1 – Definition provided by Merriam-Webster online.
Cool and neat facts about dwarf hamsters: 1 – They are pretty tiny and those suckers are fast, but lack gerbil-speed. They like food and running on wheels. Dwarf hamsters sometimes get glaucoma and often develop diabetes. Mine hated the hamster ball and would crap until I let her out.
Do cop cars have alarms?: 1 – Are you trying to look up trivia or steal one? I’ve learned the moral from all Cops television shows – don’t try it, buddy. They are the law and they will take you out, especially if you try to jack one of their awesome vehicles. You will not be the recipient of a nice lobster dinner either.
Leg cramps and thumping: 1 – I can understand the first part, but thumping?! Go to the doctor – online forum advice will not help you in this matter.
Viddyou: 1 – Really? How often do I promote Aaron and Ryan’s creation? JOIN and add me as a friend!!
Police Cars: 1 – are cool, but frightening when flashing their lights behind you.
When are the GREs offered?: 1 – Regularly. Visit ETS to sign up.
Dark Knight: 2 – No spoilers, please, just information.
Edward Cullen has ruined all mortals for me: 1 – Agreed, except for my boyfriend. He’s wonderful.
Chinese superstitions of getting married on: 1 – I’m sure there are many – I can remember a bunch and the look of horror on my great-grandmother’s face when I washed my hair during Spring Festival.
Impending Endings: 1 – I honestly thought: Cool! and had to Google (do ya like that verb?!) it…then was amazed that I had actually used that phrase before in a post.
dogs chi: 1 – Every living creature has energy, but chi?
Locks of Love feet: 1 – You need at least 10 inches, but 12 is recommended. Clean (washed, dry, and without hair products). No dyed hair allowed.
toenails painted black: 1 – Indeed, my toenails are painted black.
Eating with a palette extender: 1 – sucks. Plain and simple. It will hurt in the beginning and progressively so, as the key is turned. Plus, food gets caught in the space between the metal and the roof of one’s mouth. It’s disgusting.
Youtube vs. Viddyou: 1 – There is no competition. Viddyou is better by leaps and bounds.
