1. Pocket raw sugar packets from Starbucks. Use in cups of green tea.
2. Purchase a new garbage can (with a foot pedal! – life is exciting, really).
3. Sleep for hours.
4. Sweat, curse the humid air outside, and take a cold shower. Repeat several times.
5. Rediscover the snare drum, shyly covered in dust in the corner.
6. Play video games.
7. Watch all four seasons of Heroes on Netflix.
8. Bake in the car, while significant other waits for hours to see a doctor.
9. Eat cold-eeze like candy.
10. Try to convince significant other that he will not die from sickness. Fail to comfort him.
11. Make him a BLT with toasted bread.
12. Wash dishes after every meal.
13. Begin to write the next great American novel.
14. Repeatedly plug in fans, briefly worry over electric bill, and keep them set to ‘high’ defiantly.
aww, what happened to #13?