Monthly Archives: April 2011

Who has a soul?

The boy with blue eyes growled a dark, menacing sound as he launched himself across the desk and landed a left hook solidly on the other boy’s jaw. The reason was never asked or given. There did not seem to be one.

The fight that ensued caused several metal desks to slam against one another, grating and loud. The lights in the room were off; there was still a few minutes left before the bell was scheduled to ring.

The only other person in the room, a girl and distant acquaintance to both yelled, “Stop!”

“Get out of the way!” the boy yelled at her, gripping the blue-eyed one’s collar, muscles tight and knuckles white with furious pressure. He punched him back. Several times.

“No! Stop!” she said again, moving toward them.

There was a commotion in the hall. A large body entered the room, a dark figure illuminated by the hallway light, the teacher. A scuffle. A forced separation. Cursing.

Later in class, the boy with brown eyes could not keep his hands to himself. He kept instigating the other boy with foul words and threats of future violence. He was sent to the principal’s office.

The boy with blue eyes turned to the girl with dark eyes, so dark that the pupils were difficult to discern from the coloration around it.

“Why did you try to stop me?” he sneered.

“Because neither of you deserves to get hurt,” she responded.

With a taunting scowl, he looked at her directly and stated, “I can’t see your irises, you know. You have no soul.”

He muttered softly to himself, “And I’m not worth it.” She didn’t acknowledge either of his comments, but she overheard.

The ol’ rabbit out of the hat trick

The girl sat impatiently on the couch, the backs of her little legs swinging and hitting against the off-white fabric in an even beat.

She tugged on the hem of her knee-length, pastel dress in an irritated, hasty manner, not used to wearing skirts and disliking the experience so far.

A voice called from the room over, “Okay! Ready?!” She clumsily jumped from the couch, nearly toppling over the small wicker basket filled with green, glitter, cellophane grass.

“Go!” rang the voice, and the little girl began to search. Under the sofa cushions. Behind the ugly (but maybe strategically placed) potted plant. In the remote control caddy.

A small, tumbling tornado of a child whirled its way around her, yellow cellophane grass flying out in every which direction as her younger sibling tore through the house, more eager and ahead of her. She didn’t try to keep up.

The girl picked up a couple of filled plastic eggs and neatly deposited them into her basket, a few baubles in comparison to the small mountain already teeming over the edge of the other child’s. Then, she looked behind the couch. Nothing. She continued to look.

The younger skipped into the bedroom and squealed out happily – more eggs! More candy! More than the older one found!

She ran at the elated sounds of discovery, lightly brushing the curtains with her fingertips, already billowed out by the eager chase and spring breeze flowing through the window screen. The air smelled like the neighbor’s rose bushes and freshly cut grass. She was too late.

“Done!” cried the gleeful, young thing, hoisting the treasure of colorful, glittery sugar on top of the living room couch with a triumphant smile. The girl shrugged, looking half-heartedly around the tousled room and stared down at the few Easter eggs in her basket with a smile – it was the same every year.

She wasn’t in it for the chase or the eggs. She didn’t particularly like either, but the younger one bounced around with such enthusiasm around the holidays that it was impossible to feel disagreeable enough to protest. She lived vicariously through the younger child’s innocence and joy, and was able to feel like a child with her prospects should – carefree, a bit competitive, and silly without the self-consciousness for acting so.

“I think you missed behind the couch,” her mother said, sounding somehow closer than earlier when the hunt began. She looked up; her parents stood in the doorway, watching her intently.

“I already checked the couch,” she replied, resuming a sure, slightly aloof demeanor. Challenging silence answered her.

Hastily, she stood up on the couch, her feet bare, and peered over the top of the couch. She gasped – there was a large stuffed rabbit, complete with floppy ears, an exuberantly cotton-puff tail, and a purple bow.

She wrapped her arms around it, but it was too heavy to lift.

“But…how?” she questioned, her eyes widening in disbelief, “The Easter rabbit is not real, and Jesus doesn’t care about bunnies or candy…”

“Well, this holiday is all about Jesus being alive when everyone believed He was dead. You checked behind the couch and nothing was there, and now there is…” her Catholic mother trailed off, nudging her father.

“It’s not a miracle like Jesus being alive, but magic is real,” her father affirmed with a cough, rubbing his abdomen lightly.

As I hugged the rabbit to me again, I couldn’t help but agree.

tax day madness

Haven’t posted in awhile, and the first topic I can think to write about is Tax Day? Disgusting, but oh-so-necessary; it’s relaxing to write about now that it’s all over. I hope that your filing experiences went smoothly as well.

So, most Americans know the adage that there are only two certainties in life – death and taxes. The public generally is aware that Tax Day usually falls on April 15th annually. However, due to Emancipation Day in the District of Columbia, this date was pushed to the 18th. The biggest mistake for me was hearing about this and thinking, “Great! More time to file!”

My life finances are not that complicated. I don’t own housing property. I don’t have any dependents. I don’t invest in any stocks or run a business, and I certainly do not have a farm. I don’t gamble or make personal profits throughout the year. Luckily, my health is in relatively good order, so there isn’t much to report when it comes to medical expenditures or insurance premiums. Overall, it’s a relatively simple process and my W-2 and any other deduction documentation are gathered neatly in a folder, waiting to be used well before Tax Day.

Against my pro-active nature though, I didn’t file in advance this year. No, I procrastinated and scrambled on Sunday evening, around 11:30 pm. My father became aware of this on Sunday morning, when I stopped by to indulge in breakfast with the family.

He watched in interest as I started to pull out the standard paperwork and signed in to my chosen e-filing provider website.

“Handling this a little late, eh?” he commented with a raised eyebrow and chuckle.

“Oh, well, a little, but it will get done,” I reassured him.

“And you understand everything that you’re doing?” he asked skeptically and with a little bit of awe in his voice.

I scrunched up my face uncertainly, but kept my voice firm, “Yes, generally. At least they’ve always accepted my returns without any problems and I seem to have the information filled out properly. I might be missing out on some small, qualifying deductions, but even those are negligible. Once my life gets more interesting, I promise to consult with the professionals, Dad.”

He nodded in approval and resumed watching his baseball game. Breakfast was called (oh, chocolate panettone French toast, how I love thee) and I did not submit the returns until that evening. And yes, he sent me a message before that, which simply asked, “Did you file yet?”

Simplicity aside, there is still a learning curve when it comes to filing. I’ve seen stronger people buckle under the pressure. A lot of terms and ins and outs that gear up peoples’ anxieties and have them reaching for their wallets as they scurry to entrusted accountants and other tax professionals.  I hesitated several years ago, but at the last minute I canceled my appointment with H&R Block to take a stand against the tyranny; this was a me vs. convoluted, bureaucracy war!

Here’s what I came to question: How does the federal government expect the average citizen to understand this mumbojumbo? Taxes are needed to keep the country operational, but couldn’t there be a better standardized way? For instance, perhaps there could be free assistance and tax filing  centers that compete with the private markets or subsidies offered to accountants that advertise discounted rates (not just an annual deduction for the cost of paying for help).

Some really basic tips that might help you:

  • If you use a tax professional, ask them questions. Learn the process and understand the terminology. There is nothing worse than going along with whatever someone else is saying because we’re all human and prone to error; mistakes are possible – this is how different companies guarantee a larger refund than their competitors – they bank on human fallacy.
  • If you don’t use a tax professional, read everything you can get your hands on. Browse the FAQ or glossary sections of relevant books. There’s nothing worse than being stubborn in an attempt to be self-sufficient and screwing everything up. Getting your return rejected or having to file an amended return only creates frustration and wastes time.
  • Get together your documents in advance and keep it handy throughout the year in a place that is easily accessible. Use a system that works for you.
  • Do everything early. Don’t wait until the last minute because sometimes corrections are needed, technology isn’t fully reliable, and last minute appointments at your local accounting agency are improbable. When in doubt, file an extension.
  • If you use an e-filing method, choose a trustworthy vendor and use a secure, encrypted connection (look for the security lock symbol) on a compatible browser (I recommend Mozilla). Print out a copy of the return (in .pdf format) for yourself and check your e-mail for status updates from the IRS and local state offices. Save this information in a safe place.

It’s not all inclusive and I’m still learning, but if a rookie like me can figure it out with a little bit of effort, I have full faith in your ability to do so as well. Good luck!

A list of things I wanted to do tonight, before I fell asleep

Hello, weary readers and fellow bloggers,

I woke up a few minutes ago from a non-nap. I call it a non-nap since the hours slept total nearly the amount usually gained throughout an average night – four or five.

Sleep-deprivation is so normalized in many peoples’ routines that it’s not considered an epidemic, but it’s definitely something my body tries to make up for on the weekends. Here are all the things I wanted to accomplish before I crashed earlier this evening:

  • Finish reading The Gift of Fear by Gavin de Becker. Society thrives on strangers being overly-polite with one another and conditions a person to lose focus of basic signals that help ensure our survival. This book reinvigorates a person’s natural instinct and teaches one not to underestimate intuitive feelings of danger – we are still animals and a civilized world is still a jungle. It does not reaffirm paranoia, but actually builds confidence because a person can interact more fully when they become more aware.
  • Eat dinner. Ugh! I’m all for the occasional fasting, but when it’s not intended and I actually looked forward to dinner, eating a hard boiled egg and drinking a glass of juice won’t stave my stomach’s grumblings of protest. I promised it baked ziti tonight. Didn’t happen, but I’m still grateful and fortunate enough to realize that it wasn’t skipped due to not having available food, like so many others.
  • Clean to continue an ongoing battle against the casual mess that builds and covers my living space throughout a busy work week. Don’t look so smug, dirty dishes and misplaced knickknacks all over the place! Your time will come!
  • Exercise. I never gained the Freshman-15, but I sure earned it following graduation. Now that I’ve been out for several years, it’s time I recommit to an exercise regimen.
  • Relax and listen to music.
  • Relax and listen to nothing, thereby listening to everything and learning more about myself.
  • Call family and friends, and ask them how their week went.

Positive things I’ve done in the past hour to make up for “lost time”:

  • Watched a few wildlife specials that I didn’t even know were going to be on tv tonight.
  • Ate some delicious peanuts.
  • Blogged.
  • Got unexpectedly told that I’m loved.
  • A few more hours of unanticipated, but appreciated rest! Thanks, body!

divine stuffed eggplant

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