Monthly Archives: December 2011

Celebratory Biscuits

Traffic spiked today because Bloggers.com featured my profile (and this blog) as an Editors’ Pick of the Day.

See? Pretty cool.

Honored, humbled, and a little overwhelmed by over 60 friend requests in my e-mail inbox, I reacted in a way hopefully most bloggers would in my situation, dancing for all of five seconds in a pretty embarrassing way before writing up a few reviews (still have a few more to go before the ball drops), tweeting a bunch, and baking celebratory biscuits.

See the wax paper? I only have enough counter space for the baking sheet or work space, so I joined both into one! Voila!

These are not normal biscuits. Get ready to shudder (in glee)! They are mostly healthy and really easy to make. Also, they’re the good kind you can really dig your fingers into and break apart into layers while eating. Forget your days of struggling to peel refrigerated dough from cardboard rolls, darling. They were not worth it. I hope you will agree these are better.

Makes: 6 biscuits

Here’s What You’ll Need:

  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 cup fat-free milk
  • 1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil
  • 2.5 tsp baking powder
  • a pinch of salt (optional)
  • extra virgin olive oil spray or extra olive oil with a pastry brush
  • baking sheet
  • mixing bowl with a spoon
  • biscuit cutter (optional)

Here’s What You Do:

- Place the flour and baking powder in a mixing bowl, stirring with a spoon as you add the milk and olive oil. A ball of dough will form.

- Preheat the oven to 450 degrees F.

- Cover the baking sheet with aluminum foil or other baking mat. Lightly grease with olive oil. Set aside a work station with wax paper, a pastry rolling board, whatever works best for you with the space you have available.

- Coating your (washed) hands with extra flour, reach into that mixing bowl and take a small ball out, flattening it out into a quarter-inch thick circle. Shape with the biscuit cutter, if desired. Set on the baking sheet. Repeat five more times.

- Lightly spray or brush extra olive oil on the top of each formed circle. Add two more layers of circles on top of the original ones, drizzling with olive oil each time. You will make 18 circles, six biscuits total with three layers apiece.

- Bake for 10-15 minutes until risen and a light golden brown. Serve warm.

Nominate me for anything else and my loved ones’ stomachs will thank you. Also, happy early 2012 – what a fantastic way to begin the new year!

*Lastly, I realize several gluten-free proponents recently followed me on Twitter and this may not be the friendliest post for you to try on your own. Here is a gluten-free biscuit recipe. A close relative was diagnosed with autism from an early age and stuck with a low sugar and gluten-free diet throughout his early to pre-teen development years; I know how difficult it can be to follow. Please feel welcome to share your gluten-free baking tips here too – I am always eager to learn and try out new recipes!

Why your iOS Game App is (or isn’t) Successful

In November, I was interviewed by a college class and they raised some interesting questions.

I’m a thinker, an over-thinker, and several items I did not fully answer still burden my mind. However, one student (Adam) asked several questions that were on-point. He also wanted to know which iOS game I believed would be an upcoming success. I think I impulsively answered that it was difficult to tell because it really depends on the population the app is targeting.

This is true, but this question is important because it’s the one that loops when I write a review. However, my trigger response is worth a revision to provide a thorough answer. There are certain core principles I subjectively believe contribute to the Greatest iOS Games of All Time:

- These games present gradually revealed unlocked items, unique obstacles or enemies, and increased difficulty levels. Whether the game uses  them all or none does not matter. Simply, the game must include at least one and it has to make the player feel like they earned a payoff or sense of achievement – not too easy, not too difficult.

- Updates and improvements. New levels. Bug fixes. Sequels. Accessible improvements based on gamer recommendations are even better.

- Unique gameplay with intuitive, seamless controls – iOS apps offer countless possibilities for creative controls and interesting vantage points. The touchscreen capability should be tested to the limit here without requiring the old D-pad or handheld controller arrows of past.

- Upbeat writing/dialogue, goofy characters/personalized avatars, bright colors, and solid entertainment value. Hey, I downloaded a game to have fun! Dreary themes with little plot development are a no-no. Intense or dark games have their proper moments, but basically I’m looking for lighthearted humor, a few rapid fire move exchanges during a morning commute, and something to make me smile as my lunch break ends. Since my friends keep getting hitched, I also have several ongoing games with new parents looking to unwind after their young children fall asleep (after wailing half the night away). Note: Sleep-deprived opponents make the best competitors.

- Short loading times. This notation seems an obvious point to make, but some app design companies try to pack a lot in and forget to focus on usability. Pop-up advertisements also limit the experience; I definitely uninstall apps with frequent commercialization and a mediocre draw when the game only elicits an occasional play and most of my taps are wasted on pressing little x’s (no, I’m not giving you $0.99 to go away). The hard drive space is better used for another app with a semi-visible heart.

- Connection to others or complete self-contained isolation. Technology helps people interact, but also implicitly builds a divider in communication as well. Successful games build a social network empire within itself or enables players to add their contacts and friends in from already established platforms, like Twitter and Facebook. However, some isolated games (Angry Birds) create enough of a following that they actually encourage people to talk about it with each other. If I can’t engage with living, breathing, gadget freaks like me through your game, please engross me in the mission to destroy those little pigs so thoroughly that I share my triumph and simultaneous hatred for the addiction with others. Huh. Think about that one for a few.

- Reasonably priced or entirely free with limited advertisement. Many excellent iOS apps are free or very cheap (the psychological sweet-spot for retail usually falls under $5.00). Upgrades within the game may cost money, but such offers should be optional and not mandatory to continue playing comfortably (Zynga, I hate you).

- Compatibility across gadgets or systems. Of course, certain applications will remain available to iOS users only. However, cross-compatibility into the Android market enhances a game in many ways by creating access to a larger audience (increasing revenue and brand buzz) and enables that audience to interact with others previously unattainable. Also, games developed strictly for iPad or iPhone/iPod Touch 4G use disinterest me as a gamer. As an iPod user, I appreciate when designers take our smaller screen into consideration; it means less frustration for me and more download statistics and positive feedback for them. Plus, I am not likely to invest in a tablet for an application download, but I am likely to remember and look up the company name and current game titles in the online store when I decide to make that inevitable buy.

Do you agree or disagree with me? What features do you look for in an iOS game app? I may very well be forgetting one or ten. Which iOS game(s) is your favorite?

Everest Nutrition Krill Oil: Product Review

Several weeks ago, I heard about krill oil on the radio (yes, I still listen to one) and tried to find it in my local drugstore without success. Coincidentally, a representative from Everest Nutrition Inc. contacted me on the same day and sent two bottles from Krill Oil.com for me to review.

I agreed to the offer after carefully researching krill oil and reading business reviews about Everest Nutrition on the Better Business Bureau site.

Continue to read my full review.

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A Little Reprieve before New Year’s Eve

I neglected you, poor blog. I admit it.  Holiday parties also dominated the scene, along with ridiculous amounts of wrapping paper and buckets of flour. There were late nights with cheer and stress, but little room for processing and writing. I’m done making excuses. Hello. Let’s try this again.

How was your Christmas (if you observe it)? Mine went well with usual craziness and equal parts joy. Here are a few holiday weekend photos in summary:

Yes, even the metallic bits are edible.

A very gamy breakfast - black bear, elk, kangaroo, boar, and duck eggs.

roasting chestnuts over an open fire

Luckily, I keep NYE pretty low-key, despite living in the city for it. The thought of standing in the crush for hours, in the cold, keeps me ensconced in blankets and merrily sipping champagne in the living room. However, I will still make an effort to get some sparkly photographs for  those unable to witness the glitzy splendor.

What will you do to ring in the start of 2012?

The Perfect Sound

“How will I know when I tuned it properly?” the girl asked, twisting the bass drum lugs with the key slowly. She stared at the shell and metal bits with a determined gleam in her eye.

No one answered, but she didn’t expect a response. She sat in her basement alone, working beneath a single bulb overhead. She picked up the circular frame and set it on top of the drum head again. The young drummer once read it was best to tighten the lugs across from one another, in a clockwise rotation, so she tried it out.

Whack. The kick sounded dead, the skin too loose. She made a few adjustments until the head lay smooth and taut.

Whack. The kick sounded high-pitched with little sustain. She loosened the head slightly, instinctively cut a small circle on the outer head, and heard it sigh in relief. She stuffed an old t-shirt inside the cavernous space and adjusted the lug tightness.

Foot to pedal. Pedal to bass head. Boom. A wide smile. Boom. Boom. Boom.

I prefer bass drums to have a deep, smooth sound, something with a bit of depth and a slight baritone quality. My current kick is in a basement, because the neighbors below are not welcoming to musical households like mine. Yet, I may still pick up an Evans Inked custom head…for kicks.

Fellow musicians, how will you spoil yourself this holiday season?

An Unexpected Blip

We all experience little events that throw us off-kilter. Mine was knocking my noggin on a metal bar. It was a bloody affair, but thankfully did not need stitches.

I’m better now, if embarrassed and behind in my writing. Very behind in reviews.

Thanks for sticking with me. I’ll post here again very soon.

#WW – Wordless Wednesday

Guess what is inside the stocking to the left.

School’s Out…Forever?

For those following my educational history, I salute you. You read through the confusion and liberation of my undergraduate years, the accomplishments and naivety accompanying graduation, and the transitory confusion and gradual confidence acquired after completing my Master’s a couple years ago.

Well, I quietly enrolled in a second program for more credits. I also took a few extra courses to specialize in College Advisement. Our last course lecture was this evening. How does it feel?

Twenty-three years of formalized education ends (at least for now). The idea is new and will take a few days for me to think about and fully realize. I’m shell-shocked, but pleased. I am losing a huge chunk of my identity, but gaining so much more.

Stars and Subways

When I moved to the city, I left many things and beloved people, but the only longing I feel now stems from my inability to regularly walk outside, turn my face up to the sky, and soak in the stars.

Shown above: Pictorial iOS app screenshot

Instead, this sprawling concrete and steel land lends countless lights, bright, blinking, burnt out, enormous, and small. Some are static and stretched across expansive billboards, while others zigzag across Midtown as cabs, double-decker tourist buses, methodical MTA beasts, and frantic, varying cars. They are beautiful, dazzling, and disorienting. One can lose themselves in pursuit or avoidance of them. Sometimes, these subtle reminders keep one grounded, level-headed.

I had a fantastic conversation with someone from a different religious perspective today. We discovered many similarities despite our theological and personal differences, and our mutual recognition and respect for one another helps ease my yearning for Orion’s Belt a little while longer. We all share the same eternal glow. I do not need to search out or keep to myself all the time. Others are there to accept and understand as long as I take the leap to reach out, listen, and share in return.

Beating Writer’s Block: Kindling, Spark, Blaze

Tonight, my best friend and I talked about many things. We spoke about topics never discussed with each other before and I enjoyed learning more about someone I thought I already knew thoroughly.

Our conversation stayed with me as I readied for sleep and covered myself with blankets. Then, the spark unexpectedly returned, sucked in a greedy breath, and began to burn. I felt the compulsion to write again. A novel.

My feet hit the floor before I registered wakefulness and hands scrambled for the nearest pen and paper. Many barren notebooks lay empty and abandoned around this place, but I found one and wrote a basic outline to flesh out later. Graduate school and work and life extinguished prior attempts, but the fire is burning hot and insistent in my being.

The last time I felt anything similar resulted in sixty pages before the embers cooled to dust. Not so now. I refuse to surrender this feeling; my lungs are drawing in their first breaths of air after almost drowning. I am filled with hope and palpable relief.

I will write the pending reviews. I will finish NaBloPoMo. I will work, hand in projects, and celebrate the holidays. And I will write. The words are crackling through me and I look forward to permitting their escape. All one can do is try.