Category Archives: Technology

Great News! Grandpa Owns a Nook!

“Alright, my girl, so I just charged this thing overnight. Can you help me set it up?” my grandfather said, holding up a rectangular black case.

“What is it?” I questioned with interest. My grandfather is traditional in many ways, but a little adventurous when it comes to learning about how to use computers. The man forwards e-mails regularly without apology.

“A Nook Color,” he announced proudly, “Your cousin got some fancier tablet computer and gave me this thing…still have a lot of books to read, but…”

“But this is pretty cool, right?” I grinned at him.

“Yes. Your grandfather is a pretty cool guy. He’s with the times,” he joked.

We set him with up with a Barnes & Noble account and spent several minutes adjusting the settings and getting him used to the user interface:

“Oh, please get rid of that ridiculous background with the ‘N’.”

“Let me get my credit card. I don’t have any Nook gift cards…yet. My birthday’s coming up any month now though.”

“Yes, set a password because I’ll end up buying too much by accident.”

“So, this little button controls pretty much everything, yeah?”

“The screen cuts to black too quickly. These people think I can read a page in less than a minute, don’t they? Change that for me?”

“I was reading something about how to zoom in the user manual. Ooh, you just…pinch with two fingers like that? This is kind of fun.”

“Yes, link my Nook to my Facebook account, if you can. I want to be able to lend books to you. More likely, you will figure it out first and then you can lend your library to me. I’ll get more free books that way. Win-win.”

“Why doesn’t Barnes & Noble separate out a ‘free books’ section instead of making me type out the word manually in the search bar?” – Good question!

“The ‘web’ function…is a real browser? I can go online with this?! Ha! Your cousin thinks his computer is fancier, but this is really functional. Technology is really something.”

“How’s the battery life with your Nook Color? The battery drains pretty fast, but I think it’s because I leave it in sleep mode all the time. It takes so long to load up if I turn it off completely.”

I enjoyed answering his questions and watching my grandfather get acquainted with his new gadget. He worked hard all his life and found the idleness in retirement difficult to get used to, a disappointment. Discovering the Nook may provide some excitement for him, along with a new way to communicate and bond with his family. He helped me so much when growing up, especially through college. I could never repay him for his support and approval along the way, but helping him in this instance let me show some of my gratitude. I am also pleased that my love for tech is not generational, but perhaps more genetic after all.

Do you own an e-reader? What was the most challenging part about making the switch from paper to electronic? If not, what feature(s) would push you over to giving an e-reader a try?

A ‘Word with Friends’ Victory (and Sacrifice)

Originally posted on my defunct Blogger account on: THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 2011

My friend and I were involved in an intense Words with Friends game, where I was barely ahead and she was snapping at my calves.  I looked over my letters and grinned. Sure, there were different options worth more points, but I was too weak against the temptation to deny myself some fun. I typed in my chosen word and pressed ‘submit’.

frond

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Frond?!” my opponent questioned in disbelief.

“Yes, ‘frond’ – is there a problem with it?” I asked rhetorically.

“You only got 8 points!” my frenemy replied.

“It was so worth it! A person doesn’t get to use ‘frond’ in every day conversation!”

Sometimes, one needs to stand firm behind decisions and take accountability when the outcome falls short. For me, seeing ‘frond’ on the board was a rewarding pay-off and worth the risk (though I still won).

Goodbye, Blogger

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Blogger, I’m sorry, but we can’t be friends.

I’m refocusing my Internet-based activities in a more direct, content-rich way. Chi Speak is all over the social media scene right now, dangling a bit in Digg‘s vastness with pinches of Pinterest and this set-up won’t work for the long-term. If you don’t believe me, ask my inbox; it gets clogged with password reset reminders all the time. My multiple e-mail accounts get tangled and I really hate signing in and out through another user any time I feel like dropping in for a quick chat.

We’re drifting apart, Blogger. I appreciate your streamlined sensibilities, but that last upgrade you pulled really threw me off. I don’t know you anymore; we don’t talk to each other for weeks, sometimes months at a time now. You dyed yourself orange and got really pale too, like you decided to hide away from the sun all winter. I’m all for design overhauls, but I used to read you easily. It’s not your fault that I spend the majority of my day staring at a computer screen and have weakened vision, but I am loath to mess with my Chrome browser view settings (shortcuts included) all the time in order to talk to you.

You also exclude yourself from our other friends, or your potential friends, rather. Twitter, Tumblr, Flickr, Facebook, Formspring, etc. know how to share and syndicate content across platforms, but your aloofness gets tiresome. Don’t try to bring Google+ into this, please. I like Google+ well enough, but you even hesitate to share there as well, which does not make sense since I’m with you through Chrome all the time. Aren’t you three inextricably linked? My computer software is up-to-date and I clear out the cache regularly.

AdSense has nothing to do with this either, Blogger. True, I never made a dime from advertising with you, but remember, I never was after your money. Our friendship was genuine and to hear you suggest otherwise stings in an insulting, deep way. I am not a gold digger and you know it.

Truly, the final straw was Picasa; you two are together all the time (which is fine, I want you to have friends other than me), but I upload files to write about later and you know what you do? You share it with Picasa. I could not even figure out how to delete an uploaded Google+ profile picture from Picasa easily without consulting Quora. Communicating between the three of us should be easy, but it’s not. Why so secretive? It’s creepy for you to hang on to mementos like that, Blogger.

You deserve a more attentive blogger, someone who will utilize those gadgets with passion and purpose. Someone who will forgive your quirks. I can’t give you that anymore. Things between me and WordPress are getting serious, and I really need to let go before you get the wrong idea.

Don’t worry, the old posts will get transferred out soon, Blogger. I’ll see you around.

Schooling Padawan N00Bs

Sister: What is a skyrim? lol
Me: “What is a skyrim?” hahahaha
Sister: not funny! what is that?
Me: I have so much to teach you, padawan
Sister: lol!

#SOPASTRIKE

chispeak[dot]com joins WordPress and many other sites for the SOPA/PIPA strike.

Read the Pros and Cons of SOPA (in plain English), why SOPA is dangerous and join the strike at sopastrike.com.

See you on January 19, 2012.

Why your iOS Game App is (or isn’t) Successful

In November, I was interviewed by a college class and they raised some interesting questions.

I’m a thinker, an over-thinker, and several items I did not fully answer still burden my mind. However, one student (Adam) asked several questions that were on-point. He also wanted to know which iOS game I believed would be an upcoming success. I think I impulsively answered that it was difficult to tell because it really depends on the population the app is targeting.

This is true, but this question is important because it’s the one that loops when I write a review. However, my trigger response is worth a revision to provide a thorough answer. There are certain core principles I subjectively believe contribute to the Greatest iOS Games of All Time:

- These games present gradually revealed unlocked items, unique obstacles or enemies, and increased difficulty levels. Whether the game uses  them all or none does not matter. Simply, the game must include at least one and it has to make the player feel like they earned a payoff or sense of achievement – not too easy, not too difficult.

- Updates and improvements. New levels. Bug fixes. Sequels. Accessible improvements based on gamer recommendations are even better.

- Unique gameplay with intuitive, seamless controls – iOS apps offer countless possibilities for creative controls and interesting vantage points. The touchscreen capability should be tested to the limit here without requiring the old D-pad or handheld controller arrows of past.

- Upbeat writing/dialogue, goofy characters/personalized avatars, bright colors, and solid entertainment value. Hey, I downloaded a game to have fun! Dreary themes with little plot development are a no-no. Intense or dark games have their proper moments, but basically I’m looking for lighthearted humor, a few rapid fire move exchanges during a morning commute, and something to make me smile as my lunch break ends. Since my friends keep getting hitched, I also have several ongoing games with new parents looking to unwind after their young children fall asleep (after wailing half the night away). Note: Sleep-deprived opponents make the best competitors.

- Short loading times. This notation seems an obvious point to make, but some app design companies try to pack a lot in and forget to focus on usability. Pop-up advertisements also limit the experience; I definitely uninstall apps with frequent commercialization and a mediocre draw when the game only elicits an occasional play and most of my taps are wasted on pressing little x’s (no, I’m not giving you $0.99 to go away). The hard drive space is better used for another app with a semi-visible heart.

- Connection to others or complete self-contained isolation. Technology helps people interact, but also implicitly builds a divider in communication as well. Successful games build a social network empire within itself or enables players to add their contacts and friends in from already established platforms, like Twitter and Facebook. However, some isolated games (Angry Birds) create enough of a following that they actually encourage people to talk about it with each other. If I can’t engage with living, breathing, gadget freaks like me through your game, please engross me in the mission to destroy those little pigs so thoroughly that I share my triumph and simultaneous hatred for the addiction with others. Huh. Think about that one for a few.

- Reasonably priced or entirely free with limited advertisement. Many excellent iOS apps are free or very cheap (the psychological sweet-spot for retail usually falls under $5.00). Upgrades within the game may cost money, but such offers should be optional and not mandatory to continue playing comfortably (Zynga, I hate you).

- Compatibility across gadgets or systems. Of course, certain applications will remain available to iOS users only. However, cross-compatibility into the Android market enhances a game in many ways by creating access to a larger audience (increasing revenue and brand buzz) and enables that audience to interact with others previously unattainable. Also, games developed strictly for iPad or iPhone/iPod Touch 4G use disinterest me as a gamer. As an iPod user, I appreciate when designers take our smaller screen into consideration; it means less frustration for me and more download statistics and positive feedback for them. Plus, I am not likely to invest in a tablet for an application download, but I am likely to remember and look up the company name and current game titles in the online store when I decide to make that inevitable buy.

Do you agree or disagree with me? What features do you look for in an iOS game app? I may very well be forgetting one or ten. Which iOS game(s) is your favorite?

Essential Tools and Advice for the Upcoming Blogger

Several weeks ago, I accepted an invitation from Dr. Rick Wilber, author of Future Media (read my review of his book on BlogCritics or SeattlePI) to speak with his students about freelance writing and establishing oneself as an online writer. They video-conferenced me in to their classroom within the School of Mass Communications at the University of South Florida early this morning. His class asked challenging, thought-provoking questions and I enjoyed our discussion immensely.

However, there was still so much to say and clarify. I can’t and won’t do that in a blog post, but here are some must-haves I recommend for upcoming bloggers as they start to monetize or establish a writing portfolio for their work*:

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Retroactive SEO tags

HIGH FIVE. Gotta, gotta get up to get down (yeah, I’m bringing back Borat and Coolio for this celebratory jam, friends).

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Hammered by the Beat

It’s easy to run on autopilot. People are habitual creatures, usually. Most of us seek stability and a predictable pattern, a recurrent rhythm develops in even the most chaotic lifestyles. Expectations form.

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A Call to Humanity for every Local Cyborg

Logical.

Emotionless.

Your mind leaps

ten steps ahead,

but your callous words

are leagues behind.

 

I fear for you,

dear robot,

powered up

with a heart

pumping emptiness

through hollow veins.